Online Shopping vs. In-Store Shopping

Online Shopping

  • Toaster Buddy more meaningful when fought to death over
  • Periodic exposure to germs necessary for robust immune system
  • Get to touch all the slippers
  • Less time wasted wading through convenient shipping options
  • Shopping with friends can be a bonding experience for people who otherwise have nothing to talk about
  • Screaming at clerk to unlock video game display case still counts as human contact